The
Critics Corner
We wrote the smear so they don't have to.
This is not a comments section. This is the article they were going to run.
The charges
- It's a poop book.
- Too much fuck.
- AI slop.
- Not a real author.
- Conspiracy slop in a funny hat.
- Bad for kids. Bad for culture. Bad for the brand.
- He just wants money.
- This isn't journalism.
If your review is on this list, you can save the keystrokes.
THE REVIEW DESK
Press the button. The piece writes itself.
How the sausage is written
- Pick a moral.
- Don't quote the book.
- Call the name the argument.
- End like you were never going to read it.
That's the whole lesson.