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Trade name: 50 Shits™

Physical address: NS, Canada

Phone / VAT / Trade number: blank

Real humans, real questions — we're here. Support, "hey my file broke," wholesale, press, or you just want to tell us we're onto something: thedesk@50shits.com. We answer within 48 hours. We're a small operation running outside the system, not a call center.

Before you hit send, a quick FAQ for our favorite inbox regulars:

📧 "I noticed a few errors on your website and can fix them for $499." We noticed your email is one of 4,000 you sent today. The "error" is your business model.

📧 "I can get 50shits.com to #1 on Google, guaranteed." Guaranteed by who? The same people who guaranteed the last fifteen things? Pass.

📧 "I'm a growth expert. I can make you $5,000/month for just 20% + a small setup fee." If you could reliably make $5K/month, you wouldn't be cold-emailing a website about toilet books. You'd be doing it.

📧 "Collaboration opportunity! I have 80K followers." 90% of which are bots, per the actual book you're emailing about. Read Tinfoil Hat #2 and get back to us.

📧 "This is your final notice regarding your website's domain listing." It is never the final notice. There is no listing. There is only the void you're shouting into.

📧 "URGENT: Your account has been compromised." The only thing compromised here is your sense of shame. Reported and deleted.

Everyone else — genuine readers, genuine questions, genuine humans who give a damn — we actually read those, and we actually reply. You're the reason this exists. thedesk@50shits.com