END STALL PUBLISHING · RETAIL DIVISION

The Shit Shop

The gift shop at the end of the universe. Everything here is real, everything here is yours to keep, and nothing here needs an account to read.

OPEN CONTINUOUSLY · NO STAFF ON PREMISES

AISLE 1

Tier I — The Books

Four books. Read in any order. They all end up in the same place.

50 Shits to a Tinfoil HatStaff pick 50 Shits to a Tinfoil Hat $4.99 50 Shits to a Tinfoil Hat #2 50 Shits to a Tinfoil Hat #2 $7.99 50 Shits to Accountability 50 Shits to Accountability $7.99 50 Shits to Freedom 50 Shits to Freedom $7.99 The Tier I Collection The Tier I Collection $28.96$19.99save 31%
Tier I — The Books 5 in stock

NOTICE FROM MANAGEMENT

Management asks that customers do not read the merchandise in the store. Several have. One did not leave.

— End Stall Publishing, Retail Division

AISLE 2

Merch

Nothing here yet. There will be.

RESTOCKING

Management has been notified. Management is aware.